In a pathetic and futile attempt to steal some of The Scooter Shop, Launceston's thunder over an amusing and clever blog post announcing their internal award of the worlds best scooter shop, the management at Ace Scooters have voted by the narrowest of margins to determine the winner of the inaugural best scooter emporium in the known universe.
It was perhaps no surprise, and entirely inkeeping with the way such self-approved awards are apparently determined, that the unanimous winner was Ace Scooters in Joondalup. "It was a very difficult decision, but at the end of the day Cam, we sell Vespa and you don't", summarised dealer principal Steve Laing, "plus we've got better weather over here in WA, and footy teams in the AFL (albeit in the lower reaches at present, but at least the Eagles are above the Dockers", he muttered under his breath).
One of the most contentious criteria was locally produced beer. Tasmania often scores highly in this category, but were pipped by the wonderful brews from Little Creatures, particularly the Pale Ale and Rogers. "All the girls here like a good Rogering, so winning in this area was no surprise".
The dealer principal in an evening dress was won by Cam Saunders, and a surprise winner in the bikini criterion was Brendon from Scooter HQ, in a Wicked Weasel micro provided from Tania Murray-Brady's extensive collection.
When collecting his award, dealer principal Steve@ace was asked if he had a message of consolation for the other contenders. "Neh neh ne neh neh!" was his considered response.
Just need to get Dozer to get the flash ad sorted, and we'll be laughing!