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Check this out, its a cracker!

Last post 07-05-2008 11:48 AM by Scooter HQ. 20 replies.
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  • 07-05-2008 08:51 AM In reply to

    Re: Check this out, its a cracker!

     I must be the sad one then, cos I thought it was funny!! I havn't seen that one until now. But i'd prefer mine with a bit off vegemite on it next time thanks Stick out tongue

    Bruce Bolwell 

    Bruce Bolwell HD200
  • 07-05-2008 09:15 AM In reply to

    • mttttt
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    • Brisbane - North
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    Re: Check this out, its a cracker!

    i see it now.....

    it's a topographical map of the terrain we are covering on the next ScooterHQ run....well the twisty route the Derbi troupe are going to tear through anyway....us other more sedate riders will cruise around on the flats!
    Ride a Yamaha CygnusX!
  • 07-05-2008 09:34 AM In reply to

    • Pegasus
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    • Kingsley, Perth. WA
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    Re: Check this out, its a cracker!

     Dozer... You'e a sad puppy. Mind you, it made me chuckle so maybe I'm a sad puppy too.

     You now have the risk of attaining a new nickname... Polly.

    Ride safely everyone.
    Piaggio X8 250ie
    38,000km
  • 07-05-2008 10:48 AM In reply to

    Re: Check this out, its a cracker!

    cuckooScott might get this one!!! But for non-birdwatchers/keeper types...A cuckoo clock

    If you still having trouble following me here's a joke!!!  No crackers were harmed in it's production...

     

    One night, this guy is invited out for a night with the guys. He promised his live-in girlfriend that he would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down smooth, and before he knew it, it was 2:30 a.m. Drunk as a skunk, he headed for home.

    Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, he realized that she'd probably wake up, so he was quite proud of himself when he thought to cuckoo nine more times. Even in his drunken haze, he fell asleep smiling about how he had escaped a possible conflict.

    The next morning, his girlfriend asked him what time he got in, and he replied, "Twelve." She didn't seem disturbed at all, which made the guy feel even better.

    She then told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock.

    "Why is that?" he asked.

    "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, said "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."

    Ya just can't beat having a good tinker.....
  • 07-05-2008 11:04 AM In reply to

    Re: Check this out, its a cracker!

        hehehehehehe

     

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    David
    Vespa GTS 300 Super
  • 07-05-2008 11:48 AM In reply to

    Re: Check this out, its a cracker!

    51NAH:

    Can you see the guy on the bike/scooter?

    He is serious, he showed me the wheels & rider. Lucky it's not a picture of a tortilla

    51NAH:
    I get it!!

    I think you've lost it

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